![]() Patrick: Security! (SpongeBob is removed from the museum) Then draws a picture on a piece of paper and sticks it to the wall) )All fixed guys! (picture falls to the ground) Goes back on the painting and then back off but it doesn't fix it) There! Good as new-ahh! (sticks the painting under the wall and whistles. (sees the paint all over him and then the picture of him imprint. ![]() SpongeBob: (snaps a picture and falls off the statue) D'oh! (gets stuck on a picture and then gets off but left an imprint of a square on it) Don't worry guys, I'm ok. (sees SpongeBob on the statue, laughing) SpongeBob! Get down from there right now. The flooring compliments the artwork here exquisitely. Squidward: (all three walk up to a statue) And my personal favorite piece is this lovely statue from the Reef-aissance Era. I'm frankly shocked they serve such elementary fare here. ![]() Squidward: Patrick! I'm sure you rather have some tetrazzini we grown-ups ordered, right? Patrick: Oh! Are those chocolate-chip cookies? Can I have. (hands it to SpongeBob, who starts eating) Waiter: (uncovers another plate of food) And we also have milk and cookies. SpongeBob: Oh boy, eats! (jumps in the air and sits on the floor next to Patrick) Yum, yum, yum! (uncovers the plate to reveal some tetrazzini) Cut to Squidward and Patrick sitting down in chairs when a waiter comes in and puts a covered plate on the table) (hangs him his hat and cane)įish: Enjoy your evening, gentlemen. Cut to Bikini Bottom Men's Club where Patrick and Squidward walk up to a green fish at the doors SpongeBob: So, um, what do you guys think? Sweet duds, huh, Patrick? SpongeBob walks up with new clothes and a hat) Inside, Squidward is teaching Patrick how to tie a bow tie. (Squidward and Patrick enter Squidward's house. Squidward: (grabs both of their hands) Excuse me? Grown-ups do not high-five. SpongeBob: (holds up hand) Alright! Distinguished. Squidward: To go along with your new beard, which makes you look very distinguished. Squidward: We may have to find you some new clothes as well. Patrick: (stretches pants) Sounds good to me. We need to start with personal grooming for your grown-up makeover. Squidward: Let me escort you to my place, my good sir. SpongeBob: Is that a yes? (Squidward grumbles. Squidward: Wow, that actually makes sense. SpongeBob: Because maybe some of your lessons in maturity will rub off on me, bringing us two steps closer to a quiet, grown-up neighborhood. Squidward: Why in a million years will I let you tag along? SpongeBob: May I tag along and observe your instruction? Squidward: In the hopes that a quiet, grown-up neighborhood will prevail at last, moving me one step closer to peace and blessed tranquility. Squidward: (sighs) I know I'm going to regret this. Patrick: Show me, show me! Oh, please, please, please! Pretty please. Patrick: I am curious to know what mature people, like Squidward, do. And on that note, I would like to personally commend the sea star for taking his first baby steps into the adult world. Squidward: And everybody knows that grown-ups never play with kids. You really think so? (Squidward walks up behind him) SpongeBob: You sure look grown-up with that new beard. Patrick: I do? (cut to SpongeBob and Patrick walking) Patrick: Ow! (turns his head and has a full-grown beard) What's the big idea? (taps Patrick but he's still asleep) Alright, Patrick, you leave me no choice. Tries screaming again after a boat passes by but gets bored easily) It just not the same without Patrick playing along, too. SpongeBob: Oh! Maybe Squidward can come down and teach us how to play it. Squidward: When are you two gonna grow up? Squidward: (opens up a window) Would you two mind stopping with your baby games? Didn't anybody tell you it's the break of dawn? (they continue for a few more boating vehicles) They do this for every boat, big or small) (SpongeBob and Patrick scream as the boat passes them. Oh, hey, hey, hey! Here comes another one! (a couple in a boat is driving down the road. SpongeBob: Hoo, wow! It doesn't get any better than that. SpongeBob and Patrick take a deep breath and scream as the boat drives past them both. SpongeBob: You ready for some fun, old pal? (SpongeBob and Patrick walk out of their houses and toward each other)
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